She had only one role in this marriage. And she failed. A few Saturdays ago, I left with my cap and came home without it. I put in the back of the car. I left the car a few times and never put the hat on. I suspect it was stolen due to a lack of any other explanation. The other member we lost was also a head-covering.
Close to the time I bought my now-missing hat, my wife felt led to wear snoods. These are soft head-covering made out of cloth used by Orthodox women to cover their hair, a part of a woman's body reserved only for husband after marriage. The black snood she normally wears went missing last to be found. We have searched the house from top to bottom and the snood is nowhere to be found. We have no idea it if was also stolen by the hat thief or simply misplaced.
We are on a fixed income and are toying with the idea of crowdfunding. Pass the hat around because we can't.