"I'll give you something to cry about."
"Have you seen a turkey today?" When the person said, "no" dad would place the victim in front of a mirror.
He would sometimes make a fist and hold his arm up. "Twenty mules can't pull this down." If the victim was old enough, he would then let them pull his arm down and say, "but one jacka** can."
"That's kind of snazzy."
"Boy! You have a big head!"
"I love you."
"How's the world treating you?"
"I hope someone got you some underwear for Christmas." Said to me after ripping a particularly loud one.
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